Anyways...a couple weeks ago we had the funniest day ever and I was literally crying from laughing on the way home that I almost had to pull over. It probably won't sound that funny to you...it's one of those you had to be there but I thought I would share...funny memories are the best!!
So we were sick of this horrid winter we have been having this year and wanted to get out of the house. We decided to take Dakota to Kangaroo Zoo. It is just a fun indoor place with tons of blow up toys...bouncy house, slide, basketball hoops, etc. Zach's parents had taken him there before but Zach and I had never been there.
We get in and walk up to the hugest slide in the place. Dakota will love this I thought!! The sign on all the toys said 150 lb weight limit. Zach (sorry to reveal your wight babe...not like you care) is 160. So trying to be obedient I said, "well I guess I'm taking him up then."
So I start heading up this super tall, steep, wobbly stairs, unable to use my hands to steady myself since I'm holding Dakota. I get about 4 steps to the top and it's getting super steep and I can feel myself losing my balance...
Next thing I know BAM...I am sliding down the stairs record speed holding Dakota out in front/above my head COMPLETELY unable to even think about trying to stop. Every freakin stair is rockin my world as it is hitting my stomach.
I get to the bottom and am just laying there. Zach in the meanwhile had been stairing at the slide on the left waiting to see us come down. He sees this shadow drop in his words, "like off a cliff."
He says (this is what is most hilarious), "Was that you?" Did you mean to do that?" Since he is blind...he couldn't tell if that was us, if we were going down a slide, or what in the world was happening. At the moment it wasn't that funny cuz I was still in shock, but after I recooped and reheard what he said to me in my head I couldn't stop laughing!!!
Don't worry, Dakota was completely fine and I just walked away with a sore stomach and a couple slide burns on my hands.
Needless to say I said screw the sign...Zach you are taking him up!!!
The freakin stairs. This picture does not do the size of this slide justice...it is huge!
Almost to the part where I fell
Dakota loved it!!
Zach decided to get brave and let Dakota go down this massive slide by himself. I was nervous at first but thought...heck, he is 4 years old...let the kid live!!
I filmed it for all to see! (Don't turn us in to DCFS) His little body looks so stiff and funny going down but the smile at the end says it all!!!
It was such a fun day. We rarely get to do things as a family that Dakota actually enjoys doing so of course it made my whole day, my whole week, heck my whole year!!
Trying to roll on the dinosaur
Mommy and Kota
Happy as can be!!
Playing with dad
Captured his cutest laugh!!
I realized how much I kiss his face after watching this video. Between Zach and I, I'm suprised he doesn't have bruises all over his cheeks from us insanely kissing him. If he had control over his movements or words I'm sure he would smack us and say, back off poeple!!!
Later in the day (which made the day even more funny) we took Dakota to the AWESOME chiropractor here that we go to like 3 times a week. Zach was carrying Dakota and I sat down in a chair. There was one chair next to me on my left but no chair on my right. Zach can usually tell the shadow of a chair so I don't ever tell him like where to sit or anything. But for some reason on this day he wasn't able to tell. He walks to the right of me and kinda bends down. I wasn't sure what he was doing...the thought never even crossed my mind that he didn't notice there wasn't a chair there. Next thing you know BOOM, he is sitting on the floor, their little garbage can smashed beneath him, holding Dakota in his arms. We both busted up laughing. Luckily there were no other people in the waiting room...just a few people behind the receptionists desk. I'm sure they thought I was such a jerk for laughing at him so hard but it was pretty dang funny.
Once again...Dakota was fine! Poor kid though is probably thinking his parents are crazy at this point though! ;)
Since it has been so cold we haven't been able to use Dakota's fun sled much. It's no fun sledding if you are FREEZING cold! It finally warmed up to the 20's last week (which felt like spring since it had been so cold) so we got a crew of friends together and headed to our trusty field!
With 1 ranger, 2 4-wheelers, 2 sleds, and several tubes...we lived it up! It started out a little rough though. Since we had had SO much snow our bikes couldn't even keep mocing thorugh it. The wheels kept spinning out until we hit dirt. The boys put there heads together and pushed the Ranger around a big circle until it was good enough to at least keep moving and then went round and around to make a trail.
After that it was all crazy. We started off all about the kids but by the end it was all the adults trying to throw each other off the tubes. Not sure who had more fun the kids or adults but it was a blast!!
Josh got off the trail as you can see and needed a push. Luckily my husband is super strong! ;)
Julissa and her girls.
The Jones Family ;)
Hadlee fell in love with the Hanckocks puppy they brought. She was it's full time babysitter!
Dakota just being a stud riding in the Ranger...being so patient, sharing his sled with his friends, waiting for his turn!
Hadlee, Janelle, and Paislee
Just mingling
2 of the cutest boys I have ever seen!!! ;)
Finally Dakota's turn...riding with mommy!
The cute Lynch girls...is that not the cutest thing ever!! Kimora was SO strong and held on to her little sister for a long ways!
Ty and Janelle
Hadlee and Kimora...cute girls!
Boys being boys!
Zach taking the kidos for a ride
Jake and Hadlee
Daddy and Kota relaxing and being silly
Paisle was done
Dakota getting some kisses from the puppy
Lovin on him
This is how we all felt by the end! ;)
We ended the day with some good ole Dixie grill...YUM...doesn't get much better then burgers, fries, and a shakes! ;)
Of all the things to quote me after..... ;) I love you too! I saw you out sledding and thought, it is freezing, they are crazy! When we get to heaven we can watch the video of you going down the slide. It will be great! Super fun post!
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud at this post... several times! Also, the video with Dakota's smile is priceless! Your family is such an inspiration!
ReplyDeleteThe cutest thing....Hearing you guys laugh together:) Such a fun post Tessie. I can only image what you looked like falling down those stairs and it makes me laugh. Thanks for sharing your silly, sad, sweet, happy moments. I hope you, Z and Dakota have a happy 2013! Thanks for always sharing.
ReplyDeleteHow fun, I am glad you guys had such a great time together. Thanks for the message I needed to hear that. You are such an amazing person. They are talking about putting a tracheotomy in on Tayton if his breathing gets worse and that just scares me, but does it help? What are your opinions. Can they talk, and eat with a trach in? Is it easy to take care of?
ReplyDeleteThis whole post just made my heart so happy! You guys are such an amazing family! I love how much you love each other!
ReplyDeleteA couple of things: A) this post had me laughing out loud! Loved it! B) that slide at Kangaroo Zoo is HUGE and it has gotten the best of me before on more than one occasion! Those plastic burns huuurt! C) I love that you find so much joy in your journey. It is infectious, and I admire it so much! D) please don't tell Zack but the chiropractor part had me busting a gut!! I have full sight and have done that before! I love how you guys can laugh about it! Like I say.... A family that laughs together... lasts FOREVER!! xoxo
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